But the truth is…
Men are NEVER satisfied with being friends with a hot chick. They’re just trying to be patient.
This is so true. Only gay guys have no interest in hot looking female friends. I mean think about — She’s a good friend, plus she’s good looking. Why wouldn’t a guy go after her if she shows interest in him?
But the truth is…
Some of these women wear nothing but push-up bras. How angry can they be?
How can women expect men, who are naturally attracted to breasts, to not notice breasts that are hiked up to her chin! That’s way too much to ask! I think most women don’t have a problem being attractive. It’s only the feminazi’s who want men to apologize for being men.
But the truth is…
As soon as you tell them which movie you want to see, they’ll say “Oh, I don’t want to see that one.” It’s like…you get to decide, but only if you make the right choice.
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Bingo baby! Bingo!
But the truth is…
Once your wedding day arrives, they give up on trying to talk you out of it. They know the real reason why you’re nervous is because you’re marrying an asshole.
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This is spot on!
Decent answer, after seeing how he almost misspelled his own name.
But the truth is…
If she really valued your friendship, she wouldn’t expect you to remain close while she dates other guys.
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But the truth is…
She knows he has a girlfriend and the only way she can get his attention is by making up some bogus crisis in her life.
Good girls will loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls will try to make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls say, “Thanks for dinner.” Bad girls say, “What’s for breakfast?”
Good girls like Twilight. Bad girls like True Blood.
Good girls wonder why they missed their period. Bad girls wonder who made them miss their period.
Good girls go home and go to bed. Bad girls go to bed, then go home.
